A mystery poster by the name of Craig has been sticking random signs on street furniture in Chapel Street in Melbourne. I did a bit of research on the internetz
and found that this is not the original but an imitator of "chris" from America. Nonetheless he provides the people of Melbourne some good laughs with his witty posts.
--CRAIG
In case you can't read it:
Right - I'm pretty sure I've invented a time machine. All going accordance to plan I'll materialise right here at 11:37AM on Friday. This is just a courtesy note to make sure you're not standing at this spot at the time. Things might get quite messy if you are. Also, I won't be arriving in a Delorean, be naked or be half man half fly, this isn't the movies you know. -- Craig.
Left - Last week I dropped a sweat band in front of this mail box. Meet me here tomorrow at noon if you found it. I'll be here, I've retraced my steps and I'm sure I lost it right here, for a reward we could go and see a movie the next day (Gorga only!) (?). I work at 4PM so it'd have to be before that. -- Craig
Left - Will the global financial crisis (GFC) affect me? I don't know much about it so if you know and would like to tell me then meet me here at 4PM tomorrow. I'm sure you know a good place around here we could go to talk. If not, bring a friend who does. As payment I could take you bowling at strike, but only midweek before 6PM and your friend will have to pay for himself, sorry -- Craig.
Left - Looking for a girlfriend, I'm 35 and I have an extensive DVD collection. I can cook a little and will even do some cleaning. If you have a big TV then meet me here at 6PM Friday and we can go on a date. It'll be fun. I'll be wearing one white thong and one brown thong so you can recognise me -- Craig.
Also I have my last exam tomorrow! Woohoo. But my head really hurts from cramming.
After that I'll finally be free and back to my anime and games haha
cya soon
Chiaki~